An Englishman and a Scotsman are in a bar when the Englishman realises his mini skirted wife has no knickers

ON,"TRACY"HE WHISPERS,"EVERBODY CAN SEE YOUR FANNY,HERES "�20,NIP OUT TO MARKS AND SPENCERS,AND BUY YOURSELF A PAIR OF KNICKERS",A LITTLE LATER,THE SCOTSMAN REALISES HIS WIFE HAS NO KNICKERS ON EITHER,"MARY"HE WHISPERS,EVERYBODY CAN SEE YOUR FANNY,HERE A BRUSH,TIDY YOURSELF UP A BIT"